I like apples and you ?

Res Ipsa Loquitur

Bruh 17. Brazilian. Single. Castle, Stana Katic, Lea Michele, Lana Parrilla...

lolsomeone-actually:

wincheski:

of-gods-and-monsters:

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

Out of context this is a really strange conversation

I just realized that as well

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

claydols:

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in

why-am-i-narrating:

Castle: stats 

(insp

These are awesome.

casteille:

homosexual-mayor:

ok but if you don’t love ellen degeneres

gifs found through google images, all credit to original gif makers <3

the one with portia though <3

brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

wearyvoices:

Ellen Page by Olivia Malone for The Hollywood Reporter


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